When the Weather Turns Into a Whole Character in Your Life

When the Weather Turns Into a Whole Character in Your Life
   

Let me tell y’all something real – Ohio weather got main character energy, and not in a good way. Every single time me and Darius try to film content, it’s like the sky says, “Oh, y’all wanna make a video? Bet.” Today was no different. We sat down at Chick-fil-A, all ready to enjoy the moment, and boom—that air changed. I looked over at my son and said, “You feel that? It’s about to act up again.” And sure enough, the wind kicked in like we summoned a storm just by pressing record.

I swear, it’s like this weather got a personal vendetta. The other day we hit record, and not even two minutes later, the clouds cracked open like someone flipped a drama switch. Rain came pouring down so hard, our phone shut off. That’s how humid and messy it got. And I’m sitting there like, “Ohio, can we get a break?”

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Y’all ever feel like the weather is just... petty? That’s how it feels living here. Every time we say, “Let’s go shoot this video,” the thunder starts clearing its throat. At this point, it ain’t even random—it’s routine. I even joked, “We about to get swept up by a tornado and tossed into the sequel of Twister.” And honestly, it didn’t even feel like a joke. That wind was serious.

Now, I got a little bone to pick with weather forecasters too. Don’t get me wrong—I know they’re doing what they can. But Darius and I were talking, and I said, “Ain’t it wild that they get paid over $500 a shift just to be maybe right?” Like, what other job lets you be wrong half the time and still get your full check? Imagine me saying, “This meal might be seasoned. Good luck!” and folks still tipping me.

Then the rain really started falling—on our food, y’all. I just sat there like, “Of course.” Yesterday it was supposed to rain in the morning, but it didn’t show up till evening. Forecasts out here move like flight delays—always changing last minute. You can’t plan around it. It’s like trying to win at scratch-offs: you pray, you hope, but chances are... you’re getting wet anyway.

But here’s what really gets me—why do they send those poor weather folks outside into the middle of hurricanes? Like, for real? You ever seen them clinging to poles while yelling, “Back to you in the studio!” I said to Darius, “Ain’t no way. If that were me, I’d be like, ‘Nah. Y’all better send a drone.’” We got robots that deliver pizza now—why not one for storm updates?

As the storm kept slapping our day around, I looked around and realized: the patio was empty. Everyone else had the good sense to head home when the forecast said “take cover.” But us? We sitting there like extras in a dinosaur movie, waiting for something to jump out the sky. I said, “Why do we always end up the last ones standing in this mess?”

Eventually, the rain eased up, and a little sunlight poked through like it forgot we existed. And even though I wanted to believe the worst was over... I know better. This is Ohio. If you blink too long, the weather will switch seasons on you.

And yeah, I’ll keep complaining—because it’s part of the rhythm now. Trying to film with Ohio skies is like trying to do makeup on a rollercoaster. But we keep doing it anyway, because this is real life. Messy, unpredictable, hilarious, frustrating... and kinda beautiful too.

So to all the weather folks: I appreciate y’all. But if the forecast could just stop throwing shade and rain on my nuggets, that’d be great.