Hey y’all! Today, while Darius and I were sitting in the car enjoying some barbecue, we somehow drifted into talking about working out. Anyway, let me share this little story with you!
Weekend Gym Laziness
Last week, I’ve got to admit—I was super lazy with my workouts. The entire weekend, I did nothing! Normally, I hit the gym every other day—not every single day, just every other day. But this week… well, let’s just say I was “slacking,” as Darius likes to put it.
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"My Butt Getting Big" – And That’s a Good Thing!
While sitting in the car, I suddenly said: “Y’all, my butt getting big.” Darius kept asking why I even wanted a bigger booty, so I had to break it down for him.
The real reason? It’s actually more comfortable to sit, y’all! I remember before, every time I sat on the toilet, I’d get this sharp pain in… you know where… because it was like “bone on bone on porcelain.” Now, with a little “cushion,” it’s way softer no matter where I sit!
Squats Are the Key
To get that “little bit of cushion,” I’ve been doing squats! Not a ton, but here and there I still drop a few squats. Darius kept asking: “Do you want a butt?” And I told him straight: “Well, yes. Well, yes, I do!”
"I Want the Whole Package"
And it’s not just about the booty—I want the whole package! I told him, “the whole package and then the car.” He kept asking, “What’s the package?” but I couldn’t spill all the details—because if I don’t get there, that would be embarrassing!
A Mom’s Message
Listen, wanting a nice body isn’t something to be ashamed of. Sometimes the simplest reasons are the most practical ones. I’m not aiming for a bigger booty to show off—it’s just so I can sit more comfortably!
So remember, y’all—do your squats! “I do a couple squats”—not too many, just consistently. Our bodies deserve care, and sometimes, a little extra “cushion” doesn’t hurt at all!
P.S. Darius still doesn’t get why I also want “big thighs and big arms” as part of my “package.” Son, one day, you’ll understand!
