Nikocado Avocado – The Marketing Genius I’m Honored to Know
Y’all, I have to talk about Nikocado Avocado today! The entire internet is buzzing about him, and I can’t stay quiet anymore. Let me tell y’all the truth behind this story — from someone who actually knows him personally.
I Know Him Better Than 90% of the Internet
First of all, let me make one thing clear: I’ve done mukbangs with Nikocado. I know him on a personal level. I know him better than 90% of the internet that watches his videos — yes, I’m talking to you. I’m not talking about his family or his close friends, just our work relationship. But even that was enough for me to understand who he really is.
A True Marketing Genius
Baby, when I say he’s a marketing genius, I mean that with my whole chest! Everything he does is calculated — carefully planned out. From gaining weight to how he eats on camera, every move is part of a bigger plan. He’s brilliant at what he does — absolutely amazing!
Y’all, I swear I feel blessed to have been in his presence and to have had the chance to work with him.
The Real Nikocado
Let me tell y’all something — the real Nikocado is the sweetest thing! He is:
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So, so kind
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So, so smart
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Extremely intelligent
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Full of charisma and personality that makes you instantly like him
My family met him, and they loved him right away. He’s easygoing, genuine, and such a pleasure to be around. What you see on the internet isn’t always the real person — and it’s truly amazing to witness what he’s achieved in mukbang and as a social media personality.
He Called It Way Before It Happened
Here’s something most people don’t know: he told us all of this a long time ago!
Way back in the day, he said that once he hit 30, he was going to lose all the weight. Baby, he wasn’t lying! He planned it out — the weight gain, the eating, the entire transformation — all part of a long-term vision.
From Weight Gain to Millionaire Status
And baby, it’s jaw-dropping! When I tell y’all this man is smart, I mean smart:
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He became a millionaire by eating and gaining weight on camera
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Hit nearly 400 lbs
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Then said, “Okay, I’ve made my millions”
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Dropped the weight
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And is now making millions again because his transformation videos are hitting 40–50 million views!
If that’s not marketing genius, I don’t know what is! And baby, I ain’t mad at it — not at all!
Why I Haven’t Reached Out for a Collab
A lot of people ask me why I haven’t done another collab with him. Let me explain:
He’s the hottest thing going right now! He’s at the top, everybody’s talking about him — he’s a full-blown YouTube sensation. Everybody wants a piece of him.
But reaching out right now would feel like I’m trying to use him — and I don’t move like that. If he reaches out to me, that’s different. But I’m not about to chase him while he’s at the peak of his moment. There’s a time and a place for everything, and baby, right now just ain’t the time.
Orlin and Mr. Noodles
Baby, have y’all noticed? We haven’t seen Orlin yet! I think they’re saving that for the big reveal! And let me tell you, Orlin ain’t dumb — he’s probably slimming down too, baby. They don’t leave a single crumb — they lick that plate clean!
And Mr. Noodles — the parrot — he’s back! Like he never left! Nikocado said, “It was all a dream” — period! That’s marketing genius right there!
A Legendary Comeback
Ain’t nobody gonna have a comeback like that — this one’s going down in history!
He:
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Ate like crazy
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Reached nearly 400 lbs
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Then flipped the switch
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And made the whole internet go, “Wait… did he really just do that?!”
Baby, yes he did! And he’s not even fazed by it!
What I Learned from Him
He did what most people could never pull off. He put a twist on the mukbang world — changed the entire game. People are gonna talk about this for days, months, years. He’ll always be that guy.
My Final Thoughts
I take my hat off to him thirty times over, baby! He did that!
He made a statement. He’s not playing around — not one bit. And I ain’t mad at him.
He deserves every single thing coming his way — and then some!
Because baby, this internet game ain’t easy. But he nailed it. He got it right, do you hear me?
And let me tell y’all this — if I were to collab with Nikocado Avocado right now, baby, he’d have to pay me thousands! He’s too hot right now — way too hot!
