Who would have thought that a simple meal at Sonic could lead to such unbelievable conversations with my son? What started with talking about young employees suddenly shifted into a topic I never imagined I’d be discussing with Darius – sugar daddy and sugar baby.
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When My Son “Joked” About Sugar Daddy
It all began when we were talking about older men dating younger women. Out of nowhere, Darius laughed and said: “Mom, I once joked about finding a sugar daddy.”
I was surprised and asked more. He explained it was just a joke, but then somehow we ended up in a strange discussion about the “conditions” if something like that ever happened.
“First of all, if someone wanted to be my sugar daddy, they’d have to reach a certain level of attractiveness. It can’t just be a 3 out of 10,” Darius said so seriously that I couldn’t help but laugh.
The “Price List” Discussion
What shocked me most was that Darius actually created a “price list” for everything. He insisted that every request would have its own separate charge.
“Mom, I’d have a detailed breakdown. Foot massage? Separate fee. But first, they’d have to shower and trim their nails,” he said with a straight face.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at his “rules.” He even mentioned how some older men might have unusual requests.
“I heard some people ask for really weird stuff. But either way, it all comes with an invoice,” he added firmly.
When I Joined the Conversation
I decided to “play along” with him. We imagined a scenario: an old man, around 75–80 years old, bald, wearing dentures, cloudy eyes—but with millions of dollars in the bank.
“What would he ask you to do?” I asked.
“Well, depends on the request. Massage? Fine. Acting like a caretaker? Sure, with the right price. But if it’s something… else, I don’t know,” Darius replied.
The Million-Dollar “Platinum Status”
Things got even wilder when Darius brought up the million-dollar number. He said that for one million dollars, he might consider losing his “platinum status.”
“What does platinum status mean?” I asked.
“It means I’ve never… with a woman, Mom. And I’d lose that status for a million dollars,” he said seriously.
I couldn’t believe my son came up with terms like that. We even started classifying levels—platinum, gold, silver—like some kind of strange game.
Sugar Mama and Role Reversal
“What if it was a sugar mama?” I teased.
He thought for a moment and said: “Sugar mama? I don’t know if that’s my thing. But if it’s a million dollars…”
“A million dollars for you to lose your platinum status with a woman?” I asked again.
“Hmm… maybe,” Darius said, making me shake my head.
When It Went Too Far
At this point, I realized the conversation had gone way too far. What started as a joke turned into a detailed talk about unimaginable scenarios.
“Mom, I’m just joking. I don’t actually plan to find a sugar daddy or sugar mama,” Darius finally clarified.
“I know, baby. We’re just talking. But conversations like this show me how you think about life,” I told him.
The Lesson Behind the Madness
Even though this whole discussion sounded crazy, it showed me that my son has grown enough to think about complex issues in society. He values himself and doesn’t take the idea of “selling out” lightly.
The important thing is that he knows his worth and respects himself. Even as a joke, his “rules” and “price list” showed that he would never underestimate his own value.
The Unbelievable Conclusion
In the end, we both agreed it was just a funny, hypothetical conversation. Darius has no intention of doing anything like that, and of course, I’d never encourage it.
But conversations like this bring us closer. We can talk about anything openly—even the kind of topics you’d never believe a mom and son would discuss.
That’s why I always say: raising a son is an adventure where you never know what’s coming next!
